April 2012
mugibrows:
“i don’t understand asexuality, it’s weird and it’s impossible for you not to be sexually attracted to somebody”
nutty-acorn:
Mayan calendar you say? End of the world you say? I would really like to see the apocalypse try and stop me from watching the third series of Sherlock. I really would.
murrica:
HAVE YOU EVER SAT DOWN AND REALIZED THAT NOTHING WILL EVER BE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOUR OTP
Mom just found out about both my sexuality and...
Well, it starts with me posting my relationship status on Facebook. Ok, stupid if I’m trying to keep it secret. Which I’m really not. But whatever.
And so her friend texts her to ask what she should tell her kids. About me. And my sexuality, because they’re asking her if I’m really gay. I mean, seriously? What does it even freaking matter?? My mom shows me and asks me, and...
himapapaftw:
this one time in seventh grade it was a really hot day and my teacher said that we should be glad we weren’t somewhere like north carolina and this girl that sat behind me said “wouldn’t it be colder in north carolina since it’s north”
I’m going to cry now.
Reblog if you want a nickname in your ask.
thisstonedhomestuckguy:
Oooh pleaseeee
When you hear a teacher swear...
hayliissailing:
africans:
in my final breath i reached for the keyboard and typed IM DYING in a plea for help
but everyone just thought i had just seen something funny
#TUMBLR WE NEED A SAFE WORD
OH. OH LOOK. HELLO NEW FOLLOWERS.
Well, it is a pleasure to have you following me! I do hope to be able to supply some amusement! Or feels. Or any other emotions that may be stirred by the various things I post.
Thank you so much!!
starspangled-shithead:
sexaholicrus:
{{I don’t always reblog Homestuck shit but when I do…}}
redlark:
what if mirrors were really portals to an alternate universe but you can’t get through because every time you try, alternate universe self tries too so you block each others’ way
I think love and sex are separate and only vaguely similar. Like the word bear...
– from the introduction of “How’s the Night Life on Cissalda” in Shatterday by Harlan Ellison. Submitted by cassednosss. (via asexyquotes)
stale-brain-cake:
forgoodnessjakes:
Good ol’ breakfast before duty!
Huh?
WHAT WAS THAT.
WOAH WHAT
THE CRAP
WHOOOOOAA CRAP
…
HELLO SECTOR 12 THIS IS SERGEANT BISQUICK WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS WE ARE UNDER ATTACK
just a calm day on the front
wait what’s that noise i think its our communication system
THIS IS COMMANDER CAKE DO U COPY
SERGEANT BISQUICK WHAT IS...