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sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:19:33 -0400

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

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Fri, 24 May 2013 00:41:38 -0400

They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:40:32 -0400

They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.

luckyspike: like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food does...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:35:27 -0400

luckyspike:

like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food

does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just

“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.

im gonna have a hot pocket.”

manafromheaven: vriskamindfangserket: PS IF I MEET YOU AT A CON AND WE REALLY HIT IT OFF AND HANG...

Fri, 24 May 2013 00:34:00 -0400

manafromheaven:

vriskamindfangserket:

PS IF I MEET YOU AT A CON AND WE REALLY HIT IT OFF AND HANG OUT A LOT AND THEN I SEE YOU AT ANOTHER CON PLEASE DON’T BE OFFENDED IF I DON’T REMEMBER YOU RIGHT AWAY I’M REALLY BAD AT FACES AND FOR SOME REASON EVERYONE LOOKS THE SAME TO ME SO IF YOU COULD POSSIBLY BE LIKE “YO I WAS COSPLAYING SO AND SO AND WE HUNG OUT” LIKE THAT’D BE GRAND

omfg THIS
I LOVE EVERYONE BUT I HAVE A MEMORY LIKE A SACK OF MUSHY POTATOES

jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:41:14 -0400

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

suburbanxemo: menstruate: red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:41:03 -0400

suburbanxemo:

menstruate:

red white and blue are the colors of freedom until they’re flashing in your rearview mirror

i choked

adriofthedead: someone give this dude a medal

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:40:45 -0400

adriofthedead:

someone give this dude a medal

trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:35:54 -0400

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

themongooseandthesnake: “yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:34:22 -0400

themongooseandthesnake:

“yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick before running into the sunset in search of some hella fine ladies.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:28:09 -0400

toomanyforgottendreams: kerilu: mtnduh: Coca-Cola’s long...

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:16:19 -0400

toomanyforgottendreams:

kerilu:

mtnduh:

Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.

In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace.

Behind Coke’s Attempt to Unite Indians and Pakistanis with Vending Machines

this video is tears — like cryingidon’tcareitmustnotbecapitalismihopeit’sreal tears it’s so stunning

wah cool!

This video is so beautiful. I don’t think a commercial has ever made me cry before…

milkydayy: leaked designs for the next 6 disney princesses

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:10:49 -0400

milkydayy:

leaked designs for the next 6 disney princesses

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Thu, 23 May 2013 23:08:41 -0400

fefeferi: when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:30:03 -0400

fefeferi:

when youre in a fandom that is known for being fucking annoying and youre ashamed of it but you still like the thing

streetlightangel: i started watching teen wolf where’s the sterek i was promised sterek also who...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:29:44 -0400

streetlightangel:

i started watching teen wolf

where’s the sterek i was promised sterek

also who the fuck is scott

cause i’ve never seen anyone talk about this motherfucker before

whores: jocknoir: stormcloaca: lokiarrty: suckmypoppunk: uns...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:27:59 -0400

whores:

jocknoir:

stormcloaca:

lokiarrty:

suckmypoppunk:

unshaped:

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS

floomph

oh my god

oh my god

kankrivantas: Everyone Is At A Convention This Weekend Except For Me: An Autobiography

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:26:53 -0400

kankrivantas:

Everyone Is At A Convention This Weekend Except For Me: An Autobiography

frerardruinedmylife: adiostoreadumb: SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:07:48 -0400

frerardruinedmylife:

adiostoreadumb:

SO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE AN ALL SCHOOL ASSEMBLY ABOUT GLOBAL STUFF BUT IT WAS A TRAP AND THE TEACHERS FLASHMOBBED US AND THE HEAD OF THE MATH DEPARTMENT JUST ZIPLINED OVER THE CROWD AND THREW CANDY OH MY FUCKING GOD

WHAT TYPE OF SCHOOL DO YOU EVEN GO TO??

What they did not want you to ever find out is that your...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:04:06 -0400

What they did not want you to ever find out is that your generation, the generation born between 1980-1995, actually outnumbers the Baby Boomers. They knew that if you ever turned your eye towards political reform, you could change the world. They tried to keep you sated on vapid television shows and vapid music. They cut off your education and fed you brain candy. They took away your music and gave you Top Ten pop stations. They cut off your art and replaced it with endless reality shows for you to plug into, hoping you would sit quietly by as they ran the world. We as a society are only as strong as our weakest link. Give ‘em hell, kids.

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